i am a wanker

I mean seriously. Who uses "boing" and gets it to be a topic and that's it? Nah. I could talk about how badly poor little moo coughs. or how green her face was last night. but nah. there are more things in life than that. like.. the latest mindfuck that I'm currently going through. hummmmm. to put tao geh or not to put tao geh in my char kway teow. what say you? I don't like tao geh. narh. crunchy things that make me go eeew.

Well done, says the person standing on my shoulder. Another person comments on the lint that's on her shirt. Sucking her fingers. I wonder why the action of sucking fingers would turn anyone on. I mean. It's just. Sucking. Suckity suck suck. And.. disclaimers don't work. Don't believe what disclaimers say.

Well done, I say.

Also. Why do people like crumpler bags? "They're damn cool", "they're way out of my range", "my god, I saw the haversack, and it's $298!" Riiiiiiight.

And money drops from the skies.